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Happy Summer! Even though it's almost over now and it's about time for me to hit the books again. Which, I'm at the library right now anyway, so there's books... Anyway,
:3 :3 :3 :3
And, mischief managed!
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mischievous
This is the last post you'll probably here from me for a while so... going out with a bang!!! Not really... Mischief managed! *wha-chiss*
- Mood:
crushed
:3
- Mood:
dorky
I had a time of it the other morning though, it was a bad morning. I woke up too early and then there was this nasty cockroach thing on my washcloth so I flung it in the tiolet and watched it drown for a good couple of minutes. Then, I was shaving my legs, which is never a good idea for me, being clumsy with anything sharp. But I didn't die of blood loss, yay.
I BOUGHT THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX FINALLY!!!!! I watched it earlier and during that scene with only Harry and Neville in the Room of Requirement made my sister go, "is that... mistletoe?" And even my mother laughed and neither she or my sister likes slash. Speaking of, I finished another fanfic and it makes me happy. It was based on the song "Kiss Me" which is the corniest thing ever but I love it anyway. <3 <3 <3 Whoa, my hand just had a spasm while I was typing that... Strange...
Have you ever wondered how many stars that you see are already dead? I was thinking about that, and it works the same way with people too. How many people do you see that are already dead inside? And why is it that stars are always the things that prompt deep wonderings? It's never "oh look! A rock! Let's think about philosophy!" It's always the stars in the sky and whatnot. Why is that? Is it jsut because they're far off and unobtainable? Or what? And further more, why isn't HBP out yet? I wants it.
Drarry drarry drarry drarry drarry drarry drarry drarry drarry. I want my HBP Drarry references NOW. "He was rapidly becoming obsessed with Draco Malfoy". I want it on screen. I want to see Malfoy crying and then I'll probably end up getting all sad when Dumbledore dies. Although, I 'm not a big fan of him. When Snape dies I'll be bawling. :3
Enough about Harry Potter... What else have I done? The seniors graduated but it still hasn't really hit me that I probably won't see head nor tail of any of them every again. I'll go to Open Houses but I was only invited to like 3 more. So I'm not the most popular one around... oh well. Still... my sister is graduated now and this is probably my last summer completely with her but I'm still not remotely sad or anything yet... Strange.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAnnnnnnn
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blank
RAGE!!!! I am mad as of right now bwcause stupid Kris Allen won American Idol, when it should have been Adam Lambert. Although, I know for a fact that Adam is going to end up making more money and being more famous anyway... But it's still the thought that matters.
I also watched that pilot show for Glee. It'll prolly end up being my new favorite show when it starts up in the fall for keeps. I was lazy and taped it rather than staying up to watch it, so now I have a commercial for Half-Blood Prince on a tape! I didn't think they were playing commercials yet, and I'd only see npreviews on, like, 2 different movies. Has anyone else seen a preview for The Lorax? I saw it once and then it dropped off the face of the earth... Mysterious... .
Anyway, Half-Blood Prince... It's gonna have ton of Malfoy-ness in it and there is obviously gonna be Drarry references up the wazoo, so I'm going to be a happy little mushroom. *happy happy* I'm also happy because I've been writing fanfics like there's no tomorrow lately and quite frankly, I doubt I'm gonna stop anytime soon... Also, in my English class, we're watching this awesome Mozart movie where Wolfgang laughs so weird, it makes me crack up. I wuv him bunches!!!! Even though he's apparently "vulgar" and "dirty-minded". But, alas, who is not? :3
Panic! At the Disco has infiltrated my thoughts. Tehir songs keep flittering around my head without stoppping, and it's getting to be annoying. <- Did that even make grammatical sense? Speaking of grammar, I have to write an essay on Hamlet's love of Ophelia and I'm totally going to stick some Hamlet/Horatio in the paper for my poor poor teacher. at least it's better than Hamlet/Gertrude... his own mother for godssake!!! crazy Shakespeare.
Mischief Managed *wha-chiss*
- Mood:
content
We got to the creepy "I'm going insane" parts of Nazi Hamlet today.... It was highly amusing but I wish they would have showed when Hamlet went nuts on Ophelia, with the looking over the shoulder staring at her.....
Except my life... Except my life... Except my life.... 
So, we're also doing Microsoft Access in my computer class and it is so. Bloody. Boring. It's typing the same sort of stuff over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again.
I was also really mad in 5th hour yesterday because this huge homophobe (who was proud of that fact) was having this big rant about how gay people are nasty. i was like *hiss hiss* shut up. Of course, when asked how he feels if the guys making out (that's what started the whole thing) had been girls, the homophobe said, "well, that would have been alright, then." Not that I'm super complaining, but why are people more tolerant of lesbians than gay boys? I don't get it... I remember watching this one show where they had an experiment that they started out by placing a straight couple making out on a bench and the people walking by just ignored them. So then they put 2 guys on the bench and these people walking by were like "eww!" and threw stuff at them until this old lady came up and started swearing and screaming at them. So then the show people put 2 girls on the bench and the walking people just kind of went "eww." then went on their merry way.
So what 's the difference? Really? Between the 3 of them? It makes no sense to me.....
On a happier note, sort of, the seniors last day was yesterday and it was the last day of Anime Club so we had a party and it was fun. :3 Duh. We were trading crap and I got a ton of Harry Potter trading cards, a DVd of Loveless (squee!) and volume 6 of Godchild. Plus running around flinging Neopets cards at people was fun.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaanyway, mischief managed. *wha-chiss*
- Mood:
pissed off
His name was Malfoy
He liked Harry
Who was a fairy
So, they lived in joy
- Location:Beeeeeeeeeeeeehind you
- Mood:
hot
Out of boredom in my computer class, I was googling Malfoy and the thought struck me that he makes some wildly adorable faces sometimes. Silly Tom Felton. So I decided to share my findings with you. :
that's just Tom Felton but close enough... :3 
This is just creepy... Crabbe (I think) in the background. I can just picture that Malfoy is watching the Gryffindor Quidditch showers... >:P 
DRINK UP ME HEARTIES YO HO!! (that's what it looks like...)
I just love this for the drarry potential. 
as well as this part too. :3And that's enough pictures for today. Or else people will think I'm insane... *cough cough* So what's happened in my life since my last entry? Umm, I watched Sweeney Todd AGAIN and a couple episodes of Pushing Daisies. Why did they have to cancel it??!!! Why??!! Oh why??!! Cruel cruel fate!! Oh, I am slain!
God, I love death scenes in Shakespeare. If I die soon, I hope to shout out "Alas! I am slain!" how awesome would that be? Although, I don't plan to die anytime soon if I can help it. But that would still be kewl. In a strange morbid way...
- Mood: geeky
Fuzzy hat of DOOM!!!!!!!!
Things that I find when I'm bored as heck.... .
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devious
My fan fic is done!! Yay!!! Along with "The Thong Chronicles", a little side-along reading to the actual fic called "A Better Place, A Better Time". Mega Kudos to you if you know where I got the title from. I'll give you a hint: it has to do with music.
So now that I'm done with that I'm writing a story. An actual story! YAY!! It's about this girl named Alexandra and another one named Dara fitting over the affection of this chick Elliot. But what I'm actually gonna do to my poor readers is throw in a curve ball and have Dara and Alexandra bond over their common goal and then fall in love. It's the "opposites attract" thing to the fullest though. I 'm having too much fun with it. Alexandra is my favorite and I have a huge crush on her, even though she's a figment of my imagination. If she was real...
I drew character sketches for the trio of them and I actually gave them girlie lips, which I never draw lips so I was like, "egads! Lips! "
Watched Yesman again. Awesome movie. Watch it. That is an order. It was actually more funny the first time but still... I love Norman. He reminds me of myself. And not just because of the HP costume party he throws... Although that is a big part of it. And the movie is great because it has the girl that plays Trillion from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy in it.
Yay.
I feel very chuck/casey right now.. Hence the new icon. :3
Mischief Managed. *wha-chiss*
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accomplished
So, we started reading Hamlet in my English class and we're just sort of reading it with slash goggles on, if you know what I mean. Ok, why did the little swiggly red line pop up under only the "wh" of "what"? Seriously, computer, have you grown in dimness since the last time I saw you? Anyway, Hamlet. And Horatio. Best buddies... or something more? :3 That's pretty much how our classes have been going this last week. We also decided that the Sorting Hat decides where you go when you die. "Difficult... very difficult... Not Hell, ay? Better be... PURGATORY!!!!"
I'm feeling unusually hyper right now, as you may be able to tell. But it's a happy hyper because I GOT MY SLYTHERIN BEANIE!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'll get my tie soon too. I was sad because the only slytherin costume they had online was for little kids. I guess I could try to squeeze into a child large but it was like 30 bucks and i didn't want to buy it and have it not fit. I can't sew, not to mention, I'm too lazy to do it, so no Slytherin robe for me. *sigh*
What else? My fanfic is going along swimingly but I'll probably never post it on here. I quite like it though, much better than the sucky last one that i wrote. It was pretty much just no plot and sorta badly written smut on every page. I think Claire still has that poor abused notebook.. somewhere... Anyway, the one I'm writing now's plot is if HP was never magical and all the characters were Muggles.
I'm rambling on with this post aren't I? But that's ok because.. I GOT MY SLYTHERIN BEANIE TODAY!! (you walked straight into that one). Speaking of straight, I absolutely despise straight slash. Seriously, what is the point of it? You can go to any library in the world and find shelves over loading with sappy romance novels, why don't you go read some of them instead of write straight slash? It's just so... so.... so... utterly boring. If I do ever read straight smut (in one of those afore mentioned sappy romance novels) I completely ignore the man and just kinda... Girls are hot, ok? Jeez.
Speaking of girls, I GOT MY SLYTHERIN BEANIE TODAY!!!!! I haven't a clue how that relates but it does. Don't judge me. You know, there are really no hot girls at my school. Or boys, for that matter. But seriously... I don't have a crush on anyone right now. Of course, pretty much everyone is straight as a board. Gah.
Well, I think I've taken up enough of your time...
Mischief Managed *wha-chiss*
- Location:The Kelsey Cave
- Mood:
hyper
1. Filch/Mrs. Norris
2. Collin Creevey/Camera
3. McGonagall/Ron (Yea, I watched the 4th movie. Yea, I know Ron enjoyed dancing with the Transfiguration teacher a bit too much... :3)
4. House/Little Jimmy
5.Lucius/House (CANE BATTLES)
6. Edward/Charlie Weasley
7. Mr. Gundersen/Mr. Beat (My poor poor teachers... they never saw it coming)
So, maybe I don't have as much crack pairingas as I orginially thought... But, alas, that is the way things work.
Mischief Managed. *wha-chiss*
- Mood: devious
I'm in my Business Tech. class and boredom has been etched on my cranium with one of those heavy Stone Age chisels that you always see on the Flintstones and elsewhere... We had to do a "What do you wanna be when you grow up?" (gag) powerpoint that I am completely done with now and rearing for action. *rear rear*
Because I know you all just adore anything that spews out of my head and hands, I'm writing. I'm going to tell you all lovely people all my OTPs for different show/books/movies/etc,. and you're gonna like it. For each one, after number 1, the rest are in no particular order
Harry Potter
1. Draco/Harry
2. Sirius/Lupin
3. Luna/Pansy
4.Cedric/Harry
5.Snape/Harry
6.Lucius/Snape
7.Lucius/Draco
8.Angelina/Alicia/Katie
9.Weasley-cest
10.Dumbledore/Grindelwald
Chuck
1. Chuck/Casey
2. Emmett/Morgan
3.Jeff/Lester
4.Chuck/Morgan
5.Awesome/Casey
The Office
1.Dwight/Micheal
2. Jim/Dwight
3. Andy/Dwight
4.Ryan/Micheal
5. Jim/Ryan
Loveless
1. Soubi/Ritsuka
2. Soubi/Ritsu
3.Those 2 Zero girls
4. The Zero boys
5. Seven/Zero mother (god, I feel horrible that I can't remember names...:P)
Re:Play
1.Rail/Izsak
2.Rail/Char
Moonlight
Josef/Mick
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
1.Arthur/Ford
2. Zaphod/Ford
If I think of any other obsessions of mine, I'll keep you updated on what OTps I ship for those as well. Because you're just DYING to know. I can see it in your eyes. You want to talk to me about slash reeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaally badly. It's there, burning beneth your skin. Wa.
- Location:Bus. Tech
- Mood: indifferent
I've corrupted my friend Courtney beyond repair. It's the sad sad truth... even though it's not actually sad because it amuses me to no end but... For the sake of argument, it's sad.
Today in the hallway there was these super annoying kids that were being ridiculously loud and all together obnoxious, so I whined to Courtney, "GAH! My ears are bleeding. Make them shut up!" And Courtney, being corrupted beyond anything imaginable, replies with an evil smirk, "Malfoy's butt is bleeding but he doesn't mind when it's Harry." Hee hee hee, I've taught her too well actually. She's quite the little perv and drarry fangirl now. Like the whole "Sleeping draught fiasco"... Although, that was Draco/Ron but same difference. :3
Hmm, what else has she done? There's the "accio malfoy... Accio Malfoy.... ACIO MALFOY!!" But that originally came from me and Claire. Last year I did tell her that the only thing good about the Jonas Brothers (she's a big fan. Bleck.) is the incest possibilities and she went along with it. And here everyone thinks she's the most innocent thing to walk the earth.
Have you noticed that pretty much everything that I post in here has got some sort of HP reference to it? Like everything that I think about is stained with magic. Woot. Should I talk about something else? Maybe, but first I need to squee and say that I finally got "Tales of Beedle the Bard" from the library. I was gonna buy it but the blasted book was $13 and tiny. So not worth it. Although it has commentary from Dumbledore which makes me giggle.
Alright...think...think.. something non-Harry Potter related. Well, hmm, let me get back to you on that...
Mischief managed. *wha-chiss*
- Mood: dirty
1. Chase has the ability to be pregnant
2. House ate Kutner
3. Draco Malfoy shaves hair off every single body part
4. Aubrey has a pillow stuffed with afore mentioned hair (mostly chest hair)
5. Malfoy's hair tastes mysteriously dry and cotton-y
6. Is it secret? Is it safe?
7. You can dance if you want to
8. "Tainted Love" should have been number 1 on the one hit wonders of the 80's (even though "Come on Eileen" is amazing)
9. It's not humanly possible to hear the way that Sirius goes, "Remus" in the 3rd movie without laughing wildly
10. Samwise has not been dropping no eaves, sir
11. The letter "M" is banned from being mentioned in public places
12. Hugh Laurie rocks at DDR
13. My angel is a centerfold
14. Forks taped to broomsticks are one of the 7 wonders of the world
15. Using a blank "Apples to Apples" card as Hugh Laurie and placing said card in the "cruel" category with earn you an instant beating from Aubrey
16. You can't say "Mischief Managed" without making a whip noise *wha-chiss*
17. Buckbeak is code for Malfoy
18. I still don't know who Bob Saggot (spelling?) is
19. A WIZARD IS NEVER LATE, FRODO BAGGINS! NOR IS HE EARLY!!!! HE ARRIVES PRECISELY WHEN HE MEANS TO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
20. I have discovered the hidden wonder of the POA movie and it's in the form of a very strange Draco expression that you only see if you watch the trailer. They cut it out of the actual movie. Which is a very sad thing indeed.
- Mood: satisfied
I won't even tell you what Snape does in detention
I get hit with pimp canes
It's just normal growing pains
I kicked Harry in the face
But he still lets me touch his special place
He cursed me with Sectumsempra
My hot face is sure to tempt ya
I don't want no invisibility cloak
Or some stupid frog that can croak
I just want a mirror and my ego
'Cause, hey, my name's Draco
So I got turned into a ferret
But I can take Harry out back and tear it
My mommy really wuvs me
Duh, 'cause I'm super great, you see
My dad is super rich
I rule at Quidditch
My robes are all really fancy
How come on my paper someone wrote "nancy"?
I don't want no invisibility cloak
Or some stupid frog that can croak
I just want a mirror and my ego
'Cause, hey, my name's Draco
Death Eaters are all my buds
I really do hate Mudbloods
Angst angst brood and sulk
I buy my evil by the bulk
I totally kicked at Dueling Club
Hagrid is just walking flub
I can't figure out how I feel about Harry
Merlin's Beard, who said "fairy"?!
I don't want no invisibility cloak
Or some stupid frog that can croak
I just want a mirror and my ego
'Cause, hey, my name's Draco
So, that's why I'm amazing
God, this poem has really bad phrasing
Be gone, ta ta, so long
And that's the end of this song
- Mood:
amused
- Mood: accomplished
It's Spring Break and I watched "Prisoner of Azkaban" for the millionth time. More like the 10th or 15th but I enjoy exaggerating. :3 There was actually some things I missed but after I watched all the Special Features found again. Ah, "Magic You May Have Missed" quiz, how I adore you. Did anyone notice the disappearing bottle in the Leaky Cauldron? Haha, I did now. I feel special. Or about as special as a mailbox.
Anyway, I'm rambling. I do tend to do that. So watch your back. Especially when I'm bored. And being that's it's Break that's all I am right now. Haunting my bedroom with the air of a rotting zombie. Wonderful picture, no? I thought so. Gawd, I feel so dumb right now. But that's ok. If you don't feel dumb then what good are ya? I don't know where I was going with that... But now you'v got some wisdom courtesy of your's truly. So be happy. Don't worry now.
I really wish that my dream about the new HP being a musical was true. It was so amazing I nearly cried when I woke up. Dumb reality and your dumb realish-ness.
And that's about all I have to say today. So, I'm gonna shut up now. :) So, make like a ferret and bounce.
Lots of Lurve from,
You're Friendly Neighborhood Loon
- Location:The lair of DEATH
- Mood: bored
They might be loyal and brave
But their legs they never shave
Please, we can’t take anymore
That’s what makes a Gryffindor
The D.A. has got cool coins
Gryffindors’ll warm your loins
Go run off and be a whore
That’s what makes you Gryffindor
They can have every Weasley
Just thinking about them makes us queasy
Professor McGonagall is a snore
That’s what makes a Gryffindor
All their antics on display
Their hair in wild disarray
Compared with us they’re super poor
That’s what makes a Gryffindor
Their colors are gold and red
There’s nothing they won’t do in bed
Looking at them makes our eyes sore
That’s what makes a Gryffindor
They scoff and scorn at the dark arts
Give us a chance; we’ll break their hearts
We could use you for our floors
That’s what makes you guys Gryffindors- Mood:
quixotic
Yea, Hufflepuffs are useless
And most of them are toothless
Still eating when they’ve had enough
That’s what makes a Hufflepuff
They all worship Professor Sprout
Super dumb, there’s no doubt
Goofy grins and brain fluff
That’s what makes a Hufflepuff
Whatever, they’re hard working
Who’s leg to you think you’re jerking?
No way in heck they’d get real buff
That’s what makes a Hufflepuff
They’ll never get dates to the Yule Ball
Best chance they’ve got is with a doll
Dress robes with a lacey cuff
That’s what makes a Hufflepuff
All together, an IQ of ten
Let’s toss ‘em in their badger’s den
Go ahead and have your huffs
That’s what makes you guys Hufflepuffs
- Mood: mischievous
